Today in class we talked about cool boy Jesus Christ. The freshest, funkiest Messiah the world has ever seen. He's a pretty cool guy. One time he gave me a high five on a motorcycle through my car window. Another time he he hang out with me and my pals and he told us some crazy wild stories about all the fun stuff he did back in the day. He said that one time he got pulled over by a legionnaire on the side of the road for speeding, and he got out of by saying, " Hey, I'm Jesus, chill bro." Jesus then gave him a fresh fish and they were best friends. The legionnaire's name was Ocobulus Monoboboluvus. Then they went on crazy adventures.
Ok that obviously didn't happen, or did it?
No it didn't.
Anyway, Jesus is cool, and he wasn't a caucasian. It's impossible.
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